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Baby Sam Takes Over the World

Some stories are timeless, like this one, written by one Ella Grace, my eight-year-old daughter. Enjoy.

Once there was a baby named Sam and he had the smelliest diaper in the world. He had decided to that if he distracted his family he could make a run for the White House.

So one day he crawled into the living room while carrying a pooperang! He threw it at them and made a run for the stairs. He ran down the stairs and out the front door. But when he got outside there was a huge dog right in front of him! He reached into his pocket and pulled out another pooperang. He threw it at the dog and the dog was knocked out!

Then he went down the street. But he ran into the town super hero named Robo Baby. Robo Baby was half machine, half baby and he was going for his daily walk doing good deeds. They both gave a nasty look to each other and went on their way. Robo baby wasn’t a very good super hero most of the time. He didn’t care much about baby Sam because he was very hard to defeat.

When Sam reached the White House there were five guards at the front door. He tied them up and threw them out of town. Then he opened the heavy front door. He ran up two flights of stairs to the President’s Office. He captured the President and flushed him down the toilet. Within two weeks he had taken over the country!

I love the ending, but I’m not quite sure if Sam is the villain… or the real hero of the story.

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