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Books for Depressed Dummies

I don't mean to be insensitive, I promise, but I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this workbook in a local bookstore. The subtitle should read, "Just in case you weren't depressed enough already, let us remind you just how dumb you are." The branding seems a bit... off. I mean, PHP/MySQL/Apache for Dummies works, but I'm not so sure this strikes me with as much confidence. Nonetheless, if you are in the market... Books for Depressed Dummies …

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All 8 Food Groups!

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How About a Good Monday Morning Belly Laugh?

Download now or watch on posterous IMG_2518.MOV (4058 KB) Brandon Cox Sent from my iphone …

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Great Kid Gift Idea (If You're Over 3) – Toy Unicorn Murdering Toy Mime.

Hat Tip: stuffchristianslike.net The moment he realized what was happening, he screamed, " ... !" …

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Hey Dad, Five Tips for Changing Diapers

Image via Wikipedia In my Father's Day message to Bethel, I'm sharing that Dads need to be far more involved in parenting than they are. But it's not just an "ought to" sermon, it's a "how to" sermon! So here are five tips for being more involved in diaper changing: Always wear protective eyewear. If you need a third hand, use your teeth. Out of baby oil? Use Old Spice! Pressure washers are NOT allowed! Never, never... ever scratch n' sniff! What did I miss? …

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Tim Hawkins – God Bless You, Chick-fil-A

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If You’re Going to Kick a Llama In the Neck…

First know this - I'm not going to judge you for clicking the link to read this article. In fact, if you have any desire whatsoever to kick a llama in the neck, reaching out for help is probably a good early step toward recovery from your obvious problem... but again, I don't judge you. I'm just glad you came here. Now, I know that you might be asking the obvious: why would anyone have any particular bent toward llama-kicking? There's a great lesson to be learned here... …

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Monday Morning Belly Laugh: Hilarious Accident Report

I've heard this used in many, many sermons, and I used it myself yesterday. Enjoy... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: …

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A Clean (But Morbid) Joke

A church member just sent this joke to me. I rarely post things from my inbox but I laughed my head off at this... …

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Boring Preaching Is A Crime

No, this is not a post about the loss of our religious freedom - it's a reflection on a quote I've looked at many times since I first wrote it down about nine years ago at a conference on preaching... If you think the gathering of biblical facts and standing up with a Bible in your hand will automatically equip you to communicate well, you are desperately mistaken. It will not. You must work at being interesting. Boredom is a gross violation, being dull is a grave offense, …

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